12 cup espresso maker (video version 2010) by leopard zeppard

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Twelve Cup Espresso Maker as performed by Leopard Zeppard

Well, one cup of coffee they say can be good for you —
If you're sluggish, it'll open up your glands!
But two cups of coffee are even better —
Just ignore the shaking in your hands...

chorus: I've got a twelve cup espresso maker!
I got it to share coffee with my friends —
So I'll grind some food beans from Costa Rica
— It's organic, I hope that makes amends

But a mug is not a cup, philosophically, it's three.
And three cups are what I usually need.
Though four cups will really get me going —
Sometimes it takes a fifth or a sixth!

chorus.

Now on cold days and lonely mornings
It takes seven cups to even get me yawning —
Eight cups will barely open up my eyes
Ready to down a ninth!
After ten cups you're getting pretty wired —
You'd go back to bed but you're too tired to be tired,
and your stomach churns with existential misery...
But eleven cups dissolves all anxiety!

chorus: I've got a twelve cup espresso maker!
I got it to share coffee with my friends —
So I'll grind some food beans from Costa Rica (Rica!)
It says it's organic ! I hope thats not pretend!

Well there's one more cup of coffee left in the pot,,,,
And I'd like to let it sit there and rot,,,,,
But if I drink it nowm or heat it up for later—
I'll drain dry my twelve cup espresso maker!

chorus: I've got a twelve cup espresso maker!
But there's no more coffee to share with my friends —
But I got a statsh of mocha flavored Sumatra —
So I'll grind up another twelve cups again!

I've got a twelve cup espresso maker!
There's so much coffee to share with my friends!
I'll grind some good beans imported from Java —
Call me same time, same place, tomorrow, again....

The End

by Andrew J. Williamson c2001/2016
Please contact Leopardzeppard@yahoo.com for permission to share {smile}

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from *kinda thingy*, released August 15, 2016
written by Andrew J. Williamson c2001/2016

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